Nanowar Of Steel - 'Sober' (official lyric video)

Sip! Sip! Sip!
Sip! Sip! Sip!
Sip! Sip! Sip!
Mineral water

Sail all day, through the storm and thunder
To fill our chests with bitcoin and gold
Drink all night, in the after-plunder
Our thirst for thirst will never grow old
Fight all day, those who won't surrender
Will face the wrap of our cannon bowl
Party all night, throw your greens in the blender
Squeeze your juice at the captain's call

A pirate's real treasure is health
'Cause we are

Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!
Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
So we chew iPhones while we chase our prey
We'll enslave your crew and put them on their knees
And stay fit to prevent cardiovascolar disease
In a Pilates ship you can't do as you please
We're the personal trainers of the seven seas
Our cannon's loaded with a kettlebell
So do the plank or walk the plank!

A pirate ship driver must pass the alcohol test
That's why we are...

Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!
Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!

Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea
(ginger tea, ginger tea)
Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea
(and we're sober 'til we die)
Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice
(pineapple juice, pineapple juice)
Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice
(and we're sober 'til we die)

Liver's a pirate's best friend
'Cause we are
'Cause we are
'Cause we are

Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!
Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!
Gonna be sober until we die!
Gonna be sober until we fuckin' die!

Συνεχίζουν να... τρολάρουν το heavy metal σύμπαν (και όχι μόνο) οι Nanowar of Steel και το 2023. Το νέο τους δισκογραφικό πόνημα φέρει τον (καραεπικό) τίτλο "Dislike To False Metal" και και κυκλοφόρησε στο πρώτο μισό του προηγούμενοπυ μήνα. Πρόκειται για το έκτο full length album των Ιταλών parody metallers.

Το 2003 δημιουργήθηκαν στην Ιταλία οι Nanowar σατιρίζοντας το "true metal" (κυρίως τους Manowar). Τρία χρόνια αργότερα μετονομάσθηκαν σε Nanowar of Steel "τρολάροντας" τους Rhapsody, οι οποίοι μετονομάσθηκαν (την ίδια χρονιά) σε Rhapsody of Fire.

Χρησιμοποιώντας τα κλισέ των Manowar αυτοχαρακτηρίζονται ως "the TRUEST metal band in the known universe". Στα είκοσι χρόνια καριέρας έχουν κυκλοφορήσει πέντε "ολοκληρωμένους" δίσκους, δύο demos, εννέα singles, ένα ep και ένα live album...

Δελτίο τύπου: «Nanowar of Steel - masters of parody-infused heavy metal with many millions of cross-platform streams and views on YouTube - are ready to prove their status as one of the genre’s most unconventional bands to watch.

With their fifth studio album, Dislike To False Metal, out March 10, 2023 via Napalm Records, the band traverses the multi-faceted and much too often self-important universe of modern heavy metal with a disturbingly addictive collection of entirely new tracks.

Expertly exploring a mind-boggling amount of entirely different metal subgenres on 10 hilarious anthems, Nanowar of Steel never ceases to amaze with an equally-impressive dose of intelligently fresh comedic delivery that’ll have listeners rolling with laughter, and undeniable songwriting skill that’ll have their fellow genre-mates scheduling more practice sessions.

Dislike To False Metal is beyond a comedy album - it’s a disconcertingly masterful showcase of above-the-bar musicianship, creative lyricism and boundless imagination. Nanowar of Steel raises the curtains of Dislike To False Metal atop the seven seas with “Sober”, marauding as the world’s first health-conscious, mineral-water chugging pirate metal collective on the hunt for Bitcoin treasure!

On the dramatic symphonic metal anthem "Winterstorm In The Night" featuring Eleine singer Madeleine Liljestam, the listener is enchanted in a peaceful tundra of gently cascading dandruff scales, while "Disco Metal" pays homage to the club sound of the 90s with a metal techno rager for undead partygoers clamoring for a scary good time.

Keyboard warriors around the world will unfollow Nanowar of Steel after being triggered by “Metal Boomer Battalion”, but only after powering through maritime metal masterclass "Pasadena 1994", as combat-ready Sabaton frontman Joakim Brodén tells the harrowing tale of one of the most heroic battles ever fought in the infamous summer of 1994... when Italy faced Brazil in the World Cup soccer final, of course!

These soon to be earworms are just a taste of the tear-jerking hilarity to be found on the album, as Nanowar of Steel’s dual mastery of comprehensive, eclectic performance styles and quick-witted, satirical concepts makes Dislike To False Metal a sonic metal meme worth posting about - and then some!»

Band: Nanowar of Steel
Country of origin: Italy
Location: Rome, Lazio
Formed in: 2003
Genre: Parody Metal
Lyrical themes: Heavy metal parody, Humour, Power, Steel
Years active: 2003-2006 (as Nanowar), 2006-present

Lyric video: "Sober"
Animated by: Francesco Badalini (Badafra)
Directed by: Francesco Badalini (Badafra)
Color: Sara Campolo

Album: "Dislike to False Metal"
Type: Full length
Release date: March 10th, 2023
Label: Napalm Records
Format: CD, Vinyl, Digital

Track listing:
01. Sober
02. Winterstorm in the Night (feat. Madeleine Liljestam)
03. Disco Metal
04. Muscle Memories
05. Chupacabra Cadabra
06. Pasadena 1994 (feat. Joakim Brodén)
07. Metal Boomer Battalion
08. Dimmu Boogie
09. Protocols (of the elders of Zion) Of Love
10. The Power of Imodium