Nanowar of Steel - "La Maledizione di Capitan Findus" (video)
Riponi nel banco frigo
Friggi! Guarnisci! Impiatta!
Sulla tavola degli italiani
Surgelante pescatore
Del merluzzo non ha pietà
Navigato filibustiere
La sua rete strascicherà
Contro la guardia costiera
Che sui suoi misfatti vuole indagar
In barba al divieto di pesca
Lui getta l'esca per depredar
Non dà scampo allo scampo
Ed ogni sgombro sgombrerà
In un filetto dorato lo tramuterà!
Pesca! Pana! Surgela!
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Sulla tavola degli italiani
Capitan Findus, contro il rancido Ass-do-Mark
Capitan Findus, il flagello dei sette mar
Sempre avvezzo all'avventura e alla croccante panatura
Lui è Capitan Findus
Pangrattato e libertà! Arrr!
Il flagello di ogni costa
Di eguali lui non ne ha
La sua ciurma è la più tosta
Preparata per pasturar
La sua chiglia è una conchiglia progettata per speronar
Con fragranti e deflagranti bastoncini per arrembar
Come un'onda la sua pastella Lord Riomare travolgerà
E l'Ammiraglio Bofrost se la dà a gamberi!
Pesca! Pana! Surgela!
Riponi nel banco frigo
Friggi! Guarnisci! Impiatta!
Sulla tavola degli italiani
Capitan Findus, contro il rancido Ass-do-Mark
Capitan Findus, il flagello dei sette mar
Sempre avvezzo all'avventura e alla croccante panatura
Lui è Capitan Findus
Pangrattato e libertà! Arrr!
Uno è il filetto di merluzzo
Uno è il filetto di merluzzo
Due sono le chele di granchio
Due sono le chele di granchio
Sette sono I sette mari
Sette sono I sette mari
160 sono I grammi di bontà in olio d'oliva!
I suoi mozzi son minorenni, ma non c'è niente da dubitar
Hanno le liberatorie, firmate da mamma e papà
C'è da dire che il capitano qualche carezza di troppo la dà
Ma non è da queste cose che si giudica un pescatore!
Capitan Findus, contro il rancido Ass-do-Mark
Capitan Findus, il flagello dei sette mar
Sempre avvezzo all'avventura e alla croccante panatura
Lui è Capitan Findus
Pangrattato e libertà!
Lui è Capitan Findus
Pangrattato e libertà!
Θα συνεχίσουν να τρολάρουν το (heavy metal κι όχι μόνο) σύμπαν και το 2021 οι Nanowar of Steel. "Italian Folk Metal" τιτλοφορείται το νέο τους δισκογραφικό πόνημα, το οποίο αναμένεται να κυκλοφορήσει στην καρδιά του καλοκαιριού.
Το 2003 δημιουργήθηκαν στην Ιταλία οι Nanowar σατιρίζοντας το "true metal" (κυρίως τους Manowar). Τρία χρόνια αργότερα μετονομάσθηκαν σε Nanowar of Steel "τρολάροντας" τους Rhapsody, οι οποίοι μετονομάσθηκαν (την ίδια χρονιά) σε Rhapsody of Fire.
Χρησιμοποιώντας τα κλισέ των Manowar αυτοχαρακτηρίζονται ως "the TRUEST metal band in the known universe". Στα 18 χρόνια καριέρας έχουν κυκλοφορήσει τέσσερις "ολοκληρωμένους" δίσκους, δύο demos, οκτώ singles, ένα ep κι δύο live albums...
Δελτίο τύπου: «Parody metal powerhouse Nanowar of Steel turns to the musical roots of their homeland, bringing heavy new life to traditional Italian music on their new album Italian Folk Metal (out July 2 on Napalm Records)! Filled with references to Italian folklore, Nanowar of Steel puts its own comedic metal twist on the various traditional sounds of their beautiful country.
Each song on Italian Folk Metal is performed in a distinct style of Italian folk music: Napoli-based sounds of musica neomelodica clash with melodic guitar sweeps on “Scugnizzi of the Land of Fires“ and speedy accordions (prominently known from northern Italy‘s mazurka) are layered with dizzying guitar solos on “La Mazurka del Vecchio che Guarda i Cantieri“.
The powerful blast beats and violins on Italian Folk Metal‘s album opener “L'Assedio di Porto Cervo“ prove that Nanowar of Steel are absolute aficionados of both Italian folk music and heavy music. Mixed with the band‘s eclectic, comprehensive brand of catchy, comedy-infused metal, Italian Folk Metal is a truly multi-faceted listening experience and a deep dive into the roots of Italy’s folklore!
In the process of recording the new album in Rome and Milan during the summer of 2020, Nanowar of Steel took the Italian-focused theme as an opportunity to gather Italy’s crème de la creme of musicianship: the album features Francesco Paoli from Fleshgod Apocalypse on “L’assedio di Porto Cervo”, Alessandro Conti of Luca Turilli's Rhapsody and Trick or Treat fame on “La Mazurka del Vecchio che guarda i Cantieri” and Frozen Crown's Jade on “Rosario“, among others.
To top it off, Nanowar of Steel’s bassist and singer Gatto Panceri 666 shows off his multilingualism on the bonus tracks “Der Fluch des Kapt'n Iglo” (performed in German) and “El Baile del Viejo que mira las Obras” (performed in Spanish). Italian Folk Metal showcases Nanowar of Steel’s musical versatility at its best!»
Gatto Panceri 666: «We sailed long and hard throughout the seven seas to tell you the story of the most merciless, the most terrific, the most crispy and crunchy pirate that ever lived: Capitan Findus/Kaptn Iglo! Are you ready to fry a school of cod, grill some shrimps and roast a salmon with us on our quest for a treasure wrapped in golden breadcrumbs?»
Το 2003 δημιουργήθηκαν στην Ιταλία οι Nanowar σατιρίζοντας το "true metal" (κυρίως τους Manowar). Τρία χρόνια αργότερα μετονομάσθηκαν σε Nanowar of Steel "τρολάροντας" τους Rhapsody, οι οποίοι μετονομάσθηκαν (την ίδια χρονιά) σε Rhapsody of Fire.
Χρησιμοποιώντας τα κλισέ των Manowar αυτοχαρακτηρίζονται ως "the TRUEST metal band in the known universe". Στα 18 χρόνια καριέρας έχουν κυκλοφορήσει τέσσερις "ολοκληρωμένους" δίσκους, δύο demos, οκτώ singles, ένα ep κι δύο live albums...
Δελτίο τύπου: «Parody metal powerhouse Nanowar of Steel turns to the musical roots of their homeland, bringing heavy new life to traditional Italian music on their new album Italian Folk Metal (out July 2 on Napalm Records)! Filled with references to Italian folklore, Nanowar of Steel puts its own comedic metal twist on the various traditional sounds of their beautiful country.
Each song on Italian Folk Metal is performed in a distinct style of Italian folk music: Napoli-based sounds of musica neomelodica clash with melodic guitar sweeps on “Scugnizzi of the Land of Fires“ and speedy accordions (prominently known from northern Italy‘s mazurka) are layered with dizzying guitar solos on “La Mazurka del Vecchio che Guarda i Cantieri“.
The powerful blast beats and violins on Italian Folk Metal‘s album opener “L'Assedio di Porto Cervo“ prove that Nanowar of Steel are absolute aficionados of both Italian folk music and heavy music. Mixed with the band‘s eclectic, comprehensive brand of catchy, comedy-infused metal, Italian Folk Metal is a truly multi-faceted listening experience and a deep dive into the roots of Italy’s folklore!
In the process of recording the new album in Rome and Milan during the summer of 2020, Nanowar of Steel took the Italian-focused theme as an opportunity to gather Italy’s crème de la creme of musicianship: the album features Francesco Paoli from Fleshgod Apocalypse on “L’assedio di Porto Cervo”, Alessandro Conti of Luca Turilli's Rhapsody and Trick or Treat fame on “La Mazurka del Vecchio che guarda i Cantieri” and Frozen Crown's Jade on “Rosario“, among others.
To top it off, Nanowar of Steel’s bassist and singer Gatto Panceri 666 shows off his multilingualism on the bonus tracks “Der Fluch des Kapt'n Iglo” (performed in German) and “El Baile del Viejo que mira las Obras” (performed in Spanish). Italian Folk Metal showcases Nanowar of Steel’s musical versatility at its best!»
Gatto Panceri 666: «We sailed long and hard throughout the seven seas to tell you the story of the most merciless, the most terrific, the most crispy and crunchy pirate that ever lived: Capitan Findus/Kaptn Iglo! Are you ready to fry a school of cod, grill some shrimps and roast a salmon with us on our quest for a treasure wrapped in golden breadcrumbs?»
Band: Nanowar of Steel
Country of origin: Italy
Location: Rome, Lazio
Formed in: 2003
Genre: Parody Metal
Lyrical themes: Heavy metal parody, Humour, Power, Steel
Years active: 2003-2006 (as Nanowar), 2006-present
Video: "La Maledizione di Capitan Findus"
Album: "Italian Folk Metal"
Type: Full length
Release date: July 2nd, 2021
Label: Napalm Records
Format: CD, Vinyl, Digital
Track listing:
01. Requiem per Gigi Sabani in Re minore
02. L'assedio di Porto Cervo
03. La maledizione di Capitan Findus
04. La marcia su Piazza Grande
05. La mazurka del vecchio che guarda i cantieri
06. La polenta taragnarock
07. Scugnizzi of the Land of Fires
08. Rosario
09. Il Signore degli Anelli dello stadio
10. Gabonzo Robot
11. Sulle aliquote della libertà
12. Der Fluch des Kapt’n Iglo
13. El baile del viejo que mira las obras
ΥΓ. Το "La Maledizione di Capitan Findus" και το "Der Fluch des Kapt’n Iglo" είναι ουσιαστικά το ίδιο τραγούδι. Το μόνο που αλλάζει είναι η γλώσσα των στίχων (Ιταλικά στο πρώτο, Γερμανικά στο δεύτερο). Κατ' επέκταση τα δύο μουσικά κομμάτια έχουν και το ίδιο βίντεο...
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