Nanowar Of Steel - "And Then I Noticed That She Was a Gargoyle"

Picking up teens in a “Twilight” chat room
Listening to Adele on my own
One day I met an attractive lady
Whose nickname was Sharon Stone

We shared many common interests
E.g. medieval architecture
So I took her out for a fancy dinner
Her Statuesque beauty took my breath away.

And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
I should have checked the fine print long ago
And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
She was a maniac, maniac and a Gargoyle

How could you be such a retarded moron?
Didn’t u check her profile before?

I just read MILF in the “about me” section
I didn’t get that “M” stood for “Monument”

Well, it’s usual to fall in the trap
Chat with an angel and go out with a crap
But, tell me, what d’you mean by “Gargoyle”
Was she wrinkly, was she fat?

No! I’m telling you she was a freaking gargoyle
That thing you see on Batman Begins
She was exactly what you would see
If you'd google “Gargoyle”
And instead of boobs she got two black bricks of stone!
And Then he noticed that she was a gargoyle
He thought her avatar was just an avatar
And Then he noticed that she was a gargoyle
And I also had to pay her cub to Notre Dame

But as I drove back home that night
Her tender snout still in my eyes
Left just confusion in my mind
Is it true love or is it just a crush on 12th century french sculpture?

And then I noticed that I like the Gargoyles!
I'll be jerking off on Batman forever!
And now I notice that I like the Gargoyles!
Cos’ I got maniac, maniac, for Gargoyles!
I also like Rolling Stones.

Το 2003 δημιουργήθηκαν στην Ιταλία οι Nanowar σατιρίζοντας το "true metal" (κυρίως τους Manowar). Τρία χρόνια αργότερα μετονομάσθηκαν σε Nanowar of Steel "τρολάροντας" τους Rhapsody, οι οποίοι μετονομάσθηκαν (την ίδια χρονιά) σε Rhapsody of Fire. Χρησιμοποιώντας τα κλισέ των Manowar αυτοχαρακτηρίζονται ως "the TRUEST metal band in the known universe".

Στην δεκαπενταετή καριέρα τους έχουν κυκλοφορήσει τέσσερις "ολοκληρωμένους" δίσκους, δύο demos, τέσσερα singles, ένα ep κι ένα live album. Ο πιο πρόσφατος δίσκος τιτλοφορείται "Stairway to Valhalla" και "βγήκε" τον περασμένο Νοέμβριο. Παρακολουθούμε το video clip του τραγουδιού "And Then I Noticed That She Was a Gargoyle"...

Δελτίο τύπου: «NanowaR is the TRUEST metal band in the known universe. No heavy true metal band can be as heavy true and metal as Nanowar is. Even though propaganda states that Nanowar started their activity in 2003, many archeologists claim to have found undeniable proofs of Nanowar’s existence dating back to 2003 B.C., when Ozzy was only three years old. Nanowar is the only EPIC - POWER - TRUE METAL band who actually killed a dragon. That’s for real! It happened in the Gargalord Ancient Valley a couple of weeks ago. Nanowar had to change their name to Nanowar Of Steel - obviously not in order to spoof Rhapsody Of Fire, but for REAL and TRUE copyright issues.»

Band: Nanowar of Steel
Country of origin: Italy
Location: Rome, Lazio
Formed in: 2003
Genre: Heavy/Power Metal/Hard Rock
Lyrical themes: Heavy metal parody, Humour, Power, Steel
Years active: 2003-2006 (as Nanowar), 2006-present

Video: "And Then I Noticed That She Was a Gargoyle"
Produced by: Nanowar of Steel
Executive Production: The Best Blend
Executive Producer: Paolo Cellammare
Director of Photography: Paolo Cellammare
Assistant Director: Valerio Fea
Make-up and Hair: Dilys White
Props Designer: Francesco Sanseverino
Props Artist: Dario Capelli, Chiara Trogu

Album: "Stairway to Valhalla"
Type: Full length
Release date: November 9th, 2018
Label: Audioglobe
Format: CD, Digital

Track listing:
01. Declination
02. Barbie, MILF Princess of the Twilight
03. The Call of Cthulhu
04. Heavy Metal Kibbles
05. Il maestro Myagi di Pino
06. L'opelatole ecologico
07. Images and Swords
08. In the Sky
09. ...and Then I Noticed That She Was a Gargoyle
10. Tooth Fairy
11. Vegan Velociraptor
12. Another Drill in the Wall
13. Ironmonger (The Copier of the Seven Keys)
14. Bum Voyage
15. Uranus
16. The Crown and the Onion Ring
17. The Quest for Carrefour
18. Hail to Liechtenstein

Band members:
Gatto Panceri 666 - Bass
Potowotominimak - Orals
Mr. Baffo - Orals
Abdul - Guitar
Uinona Raider - Drums

Guest/Session: Fabio Lione - Vocals (additional) (track 2)